Abysmal Jokes (AJ's) Part 16

Colleague 1: hey...my computer stopped working all of a sudden.

Colleague 2: did you kick something by mistake? a wire might have come loose

Colleague 1: hmm...im sure i kicked something AFTER it stopped working ...

Abysmal Jokes (AJ's) Part 15

Message I recieved..
Hi! An update..Ive changed my mum.
99001xxxxx

Silly sidenote: he didnt send me the x's. I put them there.




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Abysmal Jokes (AJ's) Part 14

What do you call a wealthy, strong, incredibly clever magician ?

RichHard FeignMan


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Abysmal Jokes (AJ's) Part 13

Teacher : What is half plus half ?
Kid : Zero
Teacher : Thats wrong. The two halves make a 'one' .
Kid : But we learnt last English class that two halves make a hole.




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Abysmal Jokes (AJ's) Part 12

Before spell check : We would like to express our heartfelt congratulations to Srimati Kavita ….

After spell check : We would like to express our heartfelt congratulations to Primate Kavita …


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Abysmal Jokes (AJ's) Part 11

Why did the soldier scramble and try to get a seat in the armoured military vehicle?


Because the other option of fighting the war on foot was a tankless job.




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Abysmal Jokes (AJ's) Part 10

What do you call a collection of birthday snaps where the unlucky chap gets more than a few kicks on his backside?

Photo All Bums !





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Abysmal Jokes (AJ's) Part 9

Carefree Employee : So what program this Sunday man ?

Stressed Out Employee : Same bloody program I was supposed to finish last Sunday man!





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Abysmal Jokes (AJ's) Part 8

Who comes most often to haunt John McCain in his nightmares ?


The Obaminable Snowman



What did God do when he couldnt understand a word of what was being said in the global economic summit ?


He called for a re-session !!



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Abysmal Jokes (AJ's) Part 7

An office colleague on being aksed if he remembered what Pauli's exclusion principle was :

I knew it 3 years back, but my son is in engineering now. I will learn it again when my daughter comes to 12th standard


Why did Hermione bid a tearful farewell to Ron and Harry as they left for Australia?

They were her sole mates



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Abysmal Jokes (AJ's) Part 6

What do you call a romantic cyber cafe which also serves North Indian food?
E-rotika

What does the fat terrorist call his dumb-bells?
Weapons of mass destruction

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Abysmal Jokes (AJ's) Part 5

Why do I call these jokes ‘abysmal’?
Because they are all ‘a bit small’. (This one is probably the limit AJ’s can go to …)

Why were everyone in the Boeing 747 laughing hysterically?
They were in cloud nine.

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Abysmal Jokes (AJ's) Part 4

Why are sumo wrestlers so egoistic?
They keep throwing their weight around.

What did the religious donut say to the pastry?
I am much more holey than you.

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Abysmal Jokes (AJ's) Part 3

Whats the problem with cyborgs?
The immune system, they are attacked by both human and software viruses.


Why did Salman take a gun while going to the press conference?
To Kill the Mocking Herd

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Abysmal Jokes (AJ's) Part 2

What do crocodiles and hardware have in common?
Both employ Very Large Scale Integration.

Why do verification engineers have a pearly glow around their corporeal endowment?
Because to bug is human, but to debug is divine.

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Abysmal Jokes (AJ's) Part 1

Yesterday this guy got into the lift with me on the ground floor. Is it going up or down, he asked.
Harharharhar…..

Why can’t the new Intel processors be used within Apple Computers?
An apple can have only one core.
Harharharhar…..

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